So, I'm not gonna lie.

I need money, badly.


No, not to fund my life of sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Well, sex, maybe, but I won't be paying FOR it, more like paying to get to it.

Erm.

Back on topic.



As much as I detest whoring my arts, its currently the only marketable skill I have.


SO. If you've ever wanted me to draw you something and I flat out told you 'no' because I'm lazy as sin, now's your chance to make me work. For a fee.


The basic price breakdown goes like this:

Simple artwork like: [link] and [link] take only an hour or two (depending) and start about $3

More complex work, like: [link] and [link] which can take a couple days and many many yoinked out hairs of mine, will start about $15.

Sketches, b&w lineart, pose, etc etc will be factored in the price adjusted. I'm no tyrant. If you just want a full body shot of one character, I wont charge $15. But then again, if you want like 10 characters in the simple cute style, dont expect to only pay $3 total o.o

Furries.. I can try. I wont even try to tell you that I'm good at furry art, but if its what you want, dammit, I'll do my best.

Also, shonen/shoujo-ai= yes. Yuri/yaoi/hentai ... I'll try. I'd prefer to not do things that can't be posted on DA, but I'm no prude. But I draw the lines at shitting dick nipples, kthnx.



As of now, I really only want paypal/ real monies. I may or may not take Furcadia digos if they have a decent resale price, but don't bank on it. I will NOT take Gaia gold, Lindens, Neopoints, blah blah blah. If I have time or an interest, I may take art trades, but again, don't count on it.


Thank you for reading this far I don't wanna come off as >( MONEYNAO, but eh...


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Commission(s) in Progress
< hurr, only 3 years in the making. NO, your commission wont take three years, I just like tormenting him, apparently. My poor Panda bear. I love you >: